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Lair of the White Worm: They warned you about her in college…

This is what I get for going on sabbatical. Back in April, shortly after I posted the review for The Alligator People, I suffered a work injury that put me … Continue reading

June 22, 2017 · 2 Comments

The Alligator People: Dude, moisturize…

People: I’M BACK!!! The past few months have been a roller coaster for me. Tried to expand out Fail-Flix to video reviews, and that pretty much crashed and burned due … Continue reading

April 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

Demon Wind: Something smells like s**t.

Christ, this movie. I’ve been swamped lately with other writing projects, which has slowed down my intake of bad movies a fair amount. Frankly, I can’t decide if that’s a … Continue reading

November 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Brotherhood of Satan: Old People are evil, toys are deadly, film at 11

  Back in action after a hiatus, and this is what I get? Figures. I figured a good return after a vacation should be heralded by something unique. Something a … Continue reading

October 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster: Someone Had Too Much Time

Christ. Well, I’m back from the dead here on Fail-Flix. Been a hell of a hiatus, I can tell you. ConCarolinas went great, and I’m already working on a few … Continue reading

August 20, 2016 · Leave a comment

Godmonster of Indian Flats: How one over-complicates a mutant sheep

  It’s been a while since I needed Tylenol Migraine Strength to finish a movie. I watched this on the fly, along with The Incredible Melting Man, as part of … Continue reading

June 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

Fiend Without a Face: Imaginary friends from Hell…

What the bloody blue HELL did I just watch…? This pile of donkey excrement hails from 1958 and is part of an era where the monster movie-slash-creature feature was reveling … Continue reading

May 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Green Slime: RISE OF THE BOOGER-PEOPLE

Almost thirty years ago, my brother and I saw this movie on a Sunday program, though it’s been so long that I can’t even remember what the name of the … Continue reading

May 8, 2016 · 2 Comments

Reptilicus: Worst case of tapeworm EVER.

Anyone else a Godzilla fan? I was a huge Godzilla fan when I was a kid. I’ve watched so many of the films I can’t even remember which ones anymore. … Continue reading

April 21, 2016 · Leave a comment

Blood Couple: Never share from the same corpse.

Let me start with this: There is a LOT to say about this movie. Don’t worry, I won’t drag it out. However, this won’t be a normal review. If I’m … Continue reading

April 2, 2016 · Leave a comment

Devil Girl from Mars: Show-and-Tell will never be the same.

  Remember Kindergarten? Everyone looked forward to Show-and-Tell. You were welcome to bring in your favorite toy or item, show it off to the class, and talk about it. I … Continue reading

March 12, 2016 · 2 Comments

Deadly Prey: Never underestimate the jorts.

Okay, I know what you’re thinking: it’s Rambo with blond hair. There is a subtle difference, however, that sets Deadly Prey apart from Rambo.  Rambo was cool. Let me back … Continue reading

February 22, 2016 · 1 Comment

Attack of the Crab Monsters: What can happen if you don’t wrap it…

Ah, the 50s! The 1950s was known as the heyday for monster flicks much like the 1980s was known as the decade for the slasher film. Gems (and donkey turds) … Continue reading

February 9, 2016 · 1 Comment

The Invisible Strangler: What you can’t see can still make you wonder what the hell…

  Jesus, that is the WORST poster ever… Oh. Happy New Year! Okay, yeah, I’m a little late to the party. But, what better way to ring in a brand … Continue reading

January 7, 2016 · Leave a comment

Elves: The angriest Nazi midget EVER

 Back into the timeless holiday classics that have lasted generations! Back into the films that defined not only the holiday season but the industry as a whole with their rich … Continue reading

December 24, 2015 · Leave a comment

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny: (Just stares at screen, blinking. No words.)

What in the unholy, unnatural, Godforsaken, s**t-flinging, cornbread HELL is that rancid smell coming from my computer?! Oh, it’s just Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.  Christ. Just about every … Continue reading

December 11, 2015 · Leave a comment

Christmas Evil: Not all Santa’s reindeer are flyin’.

 INTO THE HOLIDAY SEASON!! That’s right! Time to sip eggnog, listen to Christmas music, watch Christmas episodes of our favorite shows, and spend time with the family! Or just work, … Continue reading

December 8, 2015 · 1 Comment

Sound of Horror: Silent but deadly goes out the window…

  Onward to Spain! This flick from Spain circa 1966 is in black and white and got a slack-a$$ed dub job for American audiences because, let’s face it, not many … Continue reading

November 29, 2015 · Leave a comment

A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell: Disappointing, but not why you think.

 What better studio to kick off the month with than Troma? Troma Studios is famous (read: guilty) for gems such as The Toxic Avenger and Sgt. Kabukiman. Let’s also not … Continue reading

November 8, 2015 · Leave a comment
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