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Krampus: The Reckoning—I reckon they was naughty.

  Time for more Holiday Cheer!! I’ve had a LOT of people tell me they want my feedback on the Krampus flick that came out last year. Well, I’ve been … Continue reading

December 24, 2016 · 1 Comment

Dark Dungeons-RPGs, God, and co-eds.

Time for another indie! I was at Congregate this past July and spent the entire time speaking on panels when I wasn’t at the table selling books. One of the … Continue reading

December 2, 2016 · Leave a comment

Demon Wind: Something smells like s**t.

Christ, this movie. I’ve been swamped lately with other writing projects, which has slowed down my intake of bad movies a fair amount. Frankly, I can’t decide if that’s a … Continue reading

November 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Brotherhood of Satan: Old People are evil, toys are deadly, film at 11

  Back in action after a hiatus, and this is what I get? Figures. I figured a good return after a vacation should be heralded by something unique. Something a … Continue reading

October 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

Blood Couple: Never share from the same corpse.

Let me start with this: There is a LOT to say about this movie. Don’t worry, I won’t drag it out. However, this won’t be a normal review. If I’m … Continue reading

April 2, 2016 · Leave a comment

Killjoy 2: Cramming your Happy Meal up your a** a second time!

Oh God, a second one? Killjoy was a Blacksploitation/Independent Horror movie that told the story of a boy being bullied by a gang and called upon Killjoy the Killer Clown … Continue reading

January 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Invisible Strangler: What you can’t see can still make you wonder what the hell…

  Jesus, that is the WORST poster ever… Oh. Happy New Year! Okay, yeah, I’m a little late to the party. But, what better way to ring in a brand … Continue reading

January 7, 2016 · Leave a comment

Sound of Horror: Silent but deadly goes out the window…

  Onward to Spain! This flick from Spain circa 1966 is in black and white and got a slack-a$$ed dub job for American audiences because, let’s face it, not many … Continue reading

November 29, 2015 · Leave a comment

The Terror: Jack Nicholson as a yute.

Ah, Roger Corman! This dude was the MAN! He brought us such classic gems like Plan 9 from Outer Space and Attack of the Crab Monsters. And who could forget … Continue reading

October 31, 2015 · Leave a comment

The Legend of Harrow Woods: Quoth the Raven “Jesus, this sucks.”

 I asked for it. And I got it. Ugh. Upon wrapping Zardoz, I was a little stuck on what to watch next when this movie was thrown at me like … Continue reading

September 20, 2015 · 2 Comments

Oasis of the Zombies: Death by boredom.

  Oh, back to the stinkers. This movie was part of the fabled “Video Nasties” list, which was reviewed by my guy in the Netherlands, Horrible Reviews, a while back. … Continue reading

August 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

Death Bed: The Bed that Eats-Mommy, someone s**t the bed!

I have officially seen it all. I got a Facebook message from Bill Mulligan of Adrenalin Productions the week of ConCarolinas to brainstorm up some movies for our “A to … Continue reading

June 13, 2015 · Leave a comment

Trailer Park of Terror: Deep-Fried fun for the whole family…’cept the kiddos

 Okay, that was awesome!  Ended up at G2K Games not long ago and my wife tossed a stack of movies my way. What catches my eye? A DVD cover that … Continue reading

May 7, 2015 · 1 Comment

976-Evil 2: I’m sorry, insert my coin where?!

When I looked at the collection I got from the in-laws this year and saw that it had almost all sequels, my inner Sheldon Cooper went a little haywire. I’d … Continue reading

March 2, 2015 · Leave a comment

Nightscape-I No Longer Believe in Anything

What the hell did I do to deserve this? I was looking FORWARD to this movie.  The trailer was fantastic!  It was dark, edgy, and atmospheric.  It was moody and … Continue reading

August 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror-I don’t remember eating corn…

Oh wow!  Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror!  I loved the original movie.  It was dark, disturbing, and wrong on so many levels.  Really, it was one of … Continue reading

June 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

The Wickeds-Zombies, Vampires, Gore…and Ron Jeremy

So I just tallied things up, and I have watched 96 movies since starting Fail-Flix, this one being 97.  I have seen movies that should have been commended for their … Continue reading

September 23, 2013 · Leave a comment

Demonic: Naked Chicks with Bubba Teeth…and Tom Savini

Tom Savini is a HUGE name in the horror industry, whether anyone wants to admit it or not.  We have him to thank for the original Jason Voorhees concept and … Continue reading

May 29, 2013 · 3 Comments

In Search of Lovecraft-He’s in His Grave, Spinning

The “Found Footage” genre has really taken off, giving the right movies a realistic and documentary-ish feel.  Made famous by such gems as The Blair Witch Project and Paranormal Activity, … Continue reading

April 16, 2013 · Leave a comment
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