Bad Movies Beware!

The Cabinet of Doctor Caligari-Does anyone else keep their somnambulist in a box?

Let’s talk about a one hundred year old movie! Featuring Special Guests Valentine Wolfe and Bill Mulligan! Make sure to click the links below to catch Valentine Wolfe’s music, and … Continue reading

February 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

Krampus Unleashed: Like a fart in a room of small children…

Another steaming pile of anal paste that features Krampus as the central “Jason Voorhees” character and fails on an epic level. Let’s have some egg nog and wish for some … Continue reading

December 24, 2018 · 1 Comment

Mother Krampus: Eat your cookies or else…

Upon further research, the alternate title is “The 12 Deaths of Christmas.” Yeah, should’ve stuck with that. Otherwise, it’s surprisingly ok!

December 22, 2018 · Leave a comment

The Elf: The Elf on the Shelf has had enough of your shit…

It’s Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature is stirring except that little doll you bought your kid because she HAD to have that demon doll that wields … Continue reading

December 20, 2018 · Leave a comment

Krampus: The Reckoning—I reckon they was naughty.

  Time for more Holiday Cheer!! I’ve had a LOT of people tell me they want my feedback on the Krampus flick that came out last year. Well, I’ve been … Continue reading

December 24, 2016 · 1 Comment

Dark Dungeons-RPGs, God, and co-eds.

Time for another indie! I was at Congregate this past July and spent the entire time speaking on panels when I wasn’t at the table selling books. One of the … Continue reading

December 2, 2016 · Leave a comment

Demon Wind: Something smells like s**t.

Christ, this movie. I’ve been swamped lately with other writing projects, which has slowed down my intake of bad movies a fair amount. Frankly, I can’t decide if that’s a … Continue reading

November 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Brotherhood of Satan: Old People are evil, toys are deadly, film at 11

  Back in action after a hiatus, and this is what I get? Figures. I figured a good return after a vacation should be heralded by something unique. Something a … Continue reading

October 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

Blood Couple: Never share from the same corpse.

Let me start with this: There is a LOT to say about this movie. Don’t worry, I won’t drag it out. However, this won’t be a normal review. If I’m … Continue reading

April 2, 2016 · Leave a comment

Killjoy 2: Cramming your Happy Meal up your a** a second time!

Oh God, a second one? Killjoy was a Blacksploitation/Independent Horror movie that told the story of a boy being bullied by a gang and called upon Killjoy the Killer Clown … Continue reading

January 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Invisible Strangler: What you can’t see can still make you wonder what the hell…

  Jesus, that is the WORST poster ever… Oh. Happy New Year! Okay, yeah, I’m a little late to the party. But, what better way to ring in a brand … Continue reading

January 7, 2016 · Leave a comment

Sound of Horror: Silent but deadly goes out the window…

  Onward to Spain! This flick from Spain circa 1966 is in black and white and got a slack-a$$ed dub job for American audiences because, let’s face it, not many … Continue reading

November 29, 2015 · Leave a comment

The Terror: Jack Nicholson as a yute.

Ah, Roger Corman! This dude was the MAN! He brought us such classic gems like Plan 9 from Outer Space and Attack of the Crab Monsters. And who could forget … Continue reading

October 31, 2015 · Leave a comment

The Legend of Harrow Woods: Quoth the Raven “Jesus, this sucks.”

 I asked for it. And I got it. Ugh. Upon wrapping Zardoz, I was a little stuck on what to watch next when this movie was thrown at me like … Continue reading

September 20, 2015 · 2 Comments

Oasis of the Zombies: Death by boredom.

  Oh, back to the stinkers. This movie was part of the fabled “Video Nasties” list, which was reviewed by my guy in the Netherlands, Horrible Reviews, a while back. … Continue reading

August 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

Death Bed: The Bed that Eats-Mommy, someone s**t the bed!

I have officially seen it all. I got a Facebook message from Bill Mulligan of Adrenalin Productions the week of ConCarolinas to brainstorm up some movies for our “A to … Continue reading

June 13, 2015 · Leave a comment

Trailer Park of Terror: Deep-Fried fun for the whole family…’cept the kiddos

 Okay, that was awesome!  Ended up at G2K Games not long ago and my wife tossed a stack of movies my way. What catches my eye? A DVD cover that … Continue reading

May 7, 2015 · 1 Comment

976-Evil 2: I’m sorry, insert my coin where?!

When I looked at the collection I got from the in-laws this year and saw that it had almost all sequels, my inner Sheldon Cooper went a little haywire. I’d … Continue reading

March 2, 2015 · Leave a comment

Nightscape-I No Longer Believe in Anything

What the hell did I do to deserve this? I was looking FORWARD to this movie.  The trailer was fantastic!  It was dark, edgy, and atmospheric.  It was moody and … Continue reading

August 14, 2014 · Leave a comment
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