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Deadly Prey: Never underestimate the jorts.

Okay, I know what you’re thinking: it’s Rambo with blond hair. There is a subtle difference, however, that sets Deadly Prey apart from Rambo.  Rambo was cool. Let me back … Continue reading

February 22, 2016 · 1 Comment

Friday the 13th: The Game—A Must for Family Game Night!

  Okay, let’s do some real talk. No, not that. Didn’t your parents talk to you about that?! Ew. Of any franchise out there, Friday the 13th is my all-time … Continue reading

February 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

Attack of the Crab Monsters: What can happen if you don’t wrap it…

Ah, the 50s! The 1950s was known as the heyday for monster flicks much like the 1980s was known as the decade for the slasher film. Gems (and donkey turds) … Continue reading

February 9, 2016 · 1 Comment

Killjoy 2: Cramming your Happy Meal up your a** a second time!

Oh God, a second one? Killjoy was a Blacksploitation/Independent Horror movie that told the story of a boy being bullied by a gang and called upon Killjoy the Killer Clown … Continue reading

January 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Invisible Strangler: What you can’t see can still make you wonder what the hell…

  Jesus, that is the WORST poster ever… Oh. Happy New Year! Okay, yeah, I’m a little late to the party. But, what better way to ring in a brand … Continue reading

January 7, 2016 · Leave a comment

Elves: The angriest Nazi midget EVER

 Back into the timeless holiday classics that have lasted generations! Back into the films that defined not only the holiday season but the industry as a whole with their rich … Continue reading

December 24, 2015 · Leave a comment

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny: (Just stares at screen, blinking. No words.)

What in the unholy, unnatural, Godforsaken, s**t-flinging, cornbread HELL is that rancid smell coming from my computer?! Oh, it’s just Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.  Christ. Just about every … Continue reading

December 11, 2015 · Leave a comment

Christmas Evil: Not all Santa’s reindeer are flyin’.

 INTO THE HOLIDAY SEASON!! That’s right! Time to sip eggnog, listen to Christmas music, watch Christmas episodes of our favorite shows, and spend time with the family! Or just work, … Continue reading

December 8, 2015 · 1 Comment

Sound of Horror: Silent but deadly goes out the window…

  Onward to Spain! This flick from Spain circa 1966 is in black and white and got a slack-a$$ed dub job for American audiences because, let’s face it, not many … Continue reading

November 29, 2015 · Leave a comment

A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell: Disappointing, but not why you think.

 What better studio to kick off the month with than Troma? Troma Studios is famous (read: guilty) for gems such as The Toxic Avenger and Sgt. Kabukiman. Let’s also not … Continue reading

November 8, 2015 · Leave a comment

The Terror: Jack Nicholson as a yute.

Ah, Roger Corman! This dude was the MAN! He brought us such classic gems like Plan 9 from Outer Space and Attack of the Crab Monsters. And who could forget … Continue reading

October 31, 2015 · Leave a comment

Flu Birds: Don’t think chicken soup is gonna fix this mess.

Of all the crap, and I do mean CRAAAAP, that I’ve watched, this movie…THIIIIS movie… Okay, so it’s not the worst I’ve ever seen. It’s up there, though. Keep in … Continue reading

October 29, 2015 · 1 Comment

The Revenge of Dr. X-Um…wow…

So yeah. That happened. This one is a rare gem (if the word “gem” was Latin for “dog turd”) that was brought to my attention by Bill Mulligan. As it … Continue reading

October 5, 2015 · 3 Comments

The Legend of Harrow Woods: Quoth the Raven “Jesus, this sucks.”

 I asked for it. And I got it. Ugh. Upon wrapping Zardoz, I was a little stuck on what to watch next when this movie was thrown at me like … Continue reading

September 20, 2015 · 2 Comments

When the Lights Go Out – the Official Anthology Cover Reveal

Originally posted on Amaranthine by Joleene Naylor:
Come one, come all, and bask in the official cover of the Ink Slinger’s Halloween Anthology: Featuring 25 tales of Halloween inspired goodness…

September 18, 2015 · 1 Comment

Zardoz-Bad head…

Another one suggested by Bill Mulligan, Zardoz has actually been on my radar for about two years. It’s not an easy movie to find, and I ended up hitting Amazon … Continue reading

September 7, 2015 · Leave a comment

Zombie Lake: Even zombies have feelings…

I’ve seen some real s**tstains in my day, but this movie takes the cake. It was released in 1981 in France as Le Lac des Morts Vivants and was directed … Continue reading

August 25, 2015 · Leave a comment

Oasis of the Zombies: Death by boredom.

  Oh, back to the stinkers. This movie was part of the fabled “Video Nasties” list, which was reviewed by my guy in the Netherlands, Horrible Reviews, a while back. … Continue reading

August 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

Birdman: Ow, Mommy! It made me think!

Time for something new! I’ve had quite a few of you ask me the same question over the years: “Have you ever done a serious review?” Well, not really. I … Continue reading

August 7, 2015 · Leave a comment
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