A Field in England-Magic Mushrooms and Shenanigans!
Four deserters during the English Civil War meet up with an alchemist who feeds them magic mushrooms and has them dig for treasure. Where the hell do I sign up … Continue reading
Horror High-Jekyll and Hyde, but with hormones.
Ah, high school! Teen angst, peer pressure, hormone-driven stupidity, and chemistry experiments that turn people into mutated killing machines. In other words: the good ol’ days! http://fail-flix.libsyn.com/horror-high
Assassin’s Creed: A Leap of Faith…into a pile of elephant shit.
Okay, FINE! I watched a mainstream film, and I am now unclean. This film is an educational piece on how to make an awesome and intriguing game franchise into a … Continue reading
Freaked-Oh THAT’S what they call it now, eh?
An obscure film from the early 90s that creeps up on you like a bad case of saber-toothed crotch crickets? Count me in! Here is the youtube link to the film! … Continue reading
The Cabinet of Doctor Caligari-Does anyone else keep their somnambulist in a box?
Let’s talk about a one hundred year old movie! Featuring Special Guests Valentine Wolfe and Bill Mulligan! Make sure to click the links below to catch Valentine Wolfe’s music, and … Continue reading
Krampus Unleashed: Like a fart in a room of small children…
Another steaming pile of anal paste that features Krampus as the central “Jason Voorhees” character and fails on an epic level. Let’s have some egg nog and wish for some … Continue reading
Mother Krampus: Eat your cookies or else…
Upon further research, the alternate title is “The 12 Deaths of Christmas.” Yeah, should’ve stuck with that. Otherwise, it’s surprisingly ok! http://fail-flix.libsyn.com/mother-krampus
The Elf: The Elf on the Shelf has had enough of your shit…
It’s Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature is stirring except that little doll you bought your kid because she HAD to have that demon doll that wields … Continue reading
Krampus 2: Return of the Christmas Booger!
Krampus and Surly Redneck Santa return for another round-up of naughty kids in this holiday turd! Chaos, mayhem, sex, and a 5:25am alarm because recording a podcast in my truck … Continue reading
Attack of the Sabretooth-That odd smell coming from the litter box…
Sci Fi(yeah, not SyFy. We’re goin’ back in time, y’all) wipes their asses with a DVD to deliver another shit-stain of a movie! Buckle up for adventure…somewhere else because it … Continue reading
Halloween: Shatner never looked this good…
Join me for a quick look at the Halloween franchise! The first film is a landmark masterpiece that kick-started an entire genre! The rest of the movies are…well…yeah. http://fail-flix.libsyn.com/halloween
Diabolical: Teleport me a beer.
This one has been floating around my Netflix feed like that one turd that just won’t flush. Check out how awesome(read “migraine-inducing”) I thought this liqui-turd was! http://fail-flix.libsyn.com/the-diabolical
RETURN OF THE SHITTY MOVIES!!
Back from vacation! To say it’s been an interesting year is being kind. In the year that I’ve been off, I’ve published a few books(check out my author page on … Continue reading
Nightmare in Wax: Dreams of Silliness and Tomfoolery…
Back into the Gorehouse Greats! In case you don’t remember, or are just recently joining in on the horrors that I display here, Gorehouse Greats is a DVD collection … Continue reading
The Witches Hammer: This spell might make you lick a window…
WHAT. A. YEAR. First, I get knocked on the damned head so hard that I end up under the care of a neurologist. Don’t worry, I’m fine now, but … Continue reading
Lair of the White Worm: They warned you about her in college…
This is what I get for going on sabbatical. Back in April, shortly after I posted the review for The Alligator People, I suffered a work injury that put me … Continue reading
The Alligator People: Dude, moisturize…
People: I’M BACK!!! The past few months have been a roller coaster for me. Tried to expand out Fail-Flix to video reviews, and that pretty much crashed and burned due … Continue reading
Athena: The bedbugs found the steroids again, Mom.
Ah, indie films! It’s no secret that I have a great amount of love and respect for indies. The fact that you’re ballsy enough to actually A) beg for funding … Continue reading
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