Bad Movies Beware!

Attack of the Sabretooth-That odd smell coming from the litter box…

Sci Fi(yeah, not SyFy. We’re goin’ back in time, y’all) wipes their asses with a DVD to deliver another shit-stain of a movie! Buckle up for adventure…somewhere else because it … Continue reading

November 25, 2018 · 2 Comments

Halloween: Shatner never looked this good…

Join me for a quick look at the Halloween franchise! The first film is a landmark masterpiece that kick-started an entire genre! The rest of the movies are…well…yeah.

November 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

Diabolical: Teleport me a beer.

This one has been floating around my Netflix feed like that one turd that just won’t flush. Check out how awesome(read “migraine-inducing”) I thought this liqui-turd was!

October 14, 2018 · Leave a comment


Back from vacation! To say it’s been an interesting year is being kind. In the year that I’ve been off, I’ve published a few books(check out my author page on … Continue reading

October 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

Nightmare in Wax: Dreams of Silliness and Tomfoolery…

Back into the Gorehouse Greats!   In case you don’t remember, or are just recently joining in on the horrors that I display here, Gorehouse Greats is a DVD collection … Continue reading

October 22, 2017 · Leave a comment

The Witches Hammer: This spell might make you lick a window…

   WHAT. A. YEAR. First, I get knocked on the damned head so hard that I end up under the care of a neurologist. Don’t worry, I’m fine now, but … Continue reading

September 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

Lair of the White Worm: They warned you about her in college…

This is what I get for going on sabbatical. Back in April, shortly after I posted the review for The Alligator People, I suffered a work injury that put me … Continue reading

June 22, 2017 · 2 Comments

The Alligator People: Dude, moisturize…

People: I’M BACK!!! The past few months have been a roller coaster for me. Tried to expand out Fail-Flix to video reviews, and that pretty much crashed and burned due … Continue reading

April 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

Athena: The bedbugs found the steroids again, Mom.

Ah, indie films! It’s no secret that I have a great amount of love and respect for indies. The fact that you’re ballsy enough to actually A) beg for funding … Continue reading

January 28, 2017 · Leave a comment

Jack Frost 2: The Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman—Don’t eat yellow snow

  Another Yuletide film to fill us all with holiday cheer! Well, at least I tried to find a silver lining. I did some digging early on while trying to … Continue reading

December 30, 2016 · Leave a comment

Krampus: The Reckoning—I reckon they was naughty.

  Time for more Holiday Cheer!! I’ve had a LOT of people tell me they want my feedback on the Krampus flick that came out last year. Well, I’ve been … Continue reading

December 24, 2016 · 1 Comment

Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever: S**tty Kitty…

‘Tis the season, people! Ah, yes… once again we arrive at the most wonderful time of year. It’s a time of giving, a time of togetherness, and a time when … Continue reading

December 19, 2016 · 1 Comment

Dark Dungeons-RPGs, God, and co-eds.

Time for another indie! I was at Congregate this past July and spent the entire time speaking on panels when I wasn’t at the table selling books. One of the … Continue reading

December 2, 2016 · Leave a comment

Demon Wind: Something smells like s**t.

Christ, this movie. I’ve been swamped lately with other writing projects, which has slowed down my intake of bad movies a fair amount. Frankly, I can’t decide if that’s a … Continue reading

November 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Brotherhood of Satan: Old People are evil, toys are deadly, film at 11

  Back in action after a hiatus, and this is what I get? Figures. I figured a good return after a vacation should be heralded by something unique. Something a … Continue reading

October 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

Standing Ovation: The s**t-show must go on…

Is it any surprise that I’m listening to Amon Amarth while I’m writing this review? Yes, I need Melodic Viking Death Metal to clear my head after being eye-gouged by … Continue reading

September 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster: Someone Had Too Much Time

Christ. Well, I’m back from the dead here on Fail-Flix. Been a hell of a hiatus, I can tell you. ConCarolinas went great, and I’m already working on a few … Continue reading

August 20, 2016 · Leave a comment

Sharknado 3-Oh Hell No!: The Asylum found their cash cow

Sharknado 3-Oh Hell No!: The Asylum found their cash cow YES! ANOTHER SHARKNADO! Typically, a sequel is indicative of one of two things: the storyline left off and needs to … Continue reading

August 16, 2016 · Leave a comment

Silent But Deadly: Never come between a man and his goat.

What can one expect from a movie named after a fart? This is another one from my buddy at work. Silent But Deadly stars Jason Mewes as Thomas, a functional … Continue reading

July 4, 2016 · Leave a comment
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