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Krampus Unleashed: Like a fart in a room of small children…

Another steaming pile of anal paste that features Krampus as the central “Jason Voorhees” character and fails on an epic level. Let’s have some egg nog and wish for some … Continue reading

December 24, 2018 · 1 Comment

Mother Krampus: Eat your cookies or else…

Upon further research, the alternate title is “The 12 Deaths of Christmas.” Yeah, should’ve stuck with that. Otherwise, it’s surprisingly ok! http://fail-flix.libsyn.com/mother-krampus

December 22, 2018 · Leave a comment

The Elf: The Elf on the Shelf has had enough of your shit…

It’s Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature is stirring except that little doll you bought your kid because she HAD to have that demon doll that wields … Continue reading

December 20, 2018 · Leave a comment

Krampus 2: Return of the Christmas Booger!

Krampus and Surly Redneck Santa return for another round-up of naughty kids in this holiday turd! Chaos, mayhem, sex, and a 5:25am alarm because recording a podcast in my truck … Continue reading

December 15, 2018 · Leave a comment

Attack of the Sabretooth-That odd smell coming from the litter box…

Sci Fi(yeah, not SyFy. We’re goin’ back in time, y’all) wipes their asses with a DVD to deliver another shit-stain of a movie! Buckle up for adventure…somewhere else because it … Continue reading

November 25, 2018 · 2 Comments

Halloween: Shatner never looked this good…

Join me for a quick look at the Halloween franchise! The first film is a landmark masterpiece that kick-started an entire genre! The rest of the movies are…well…yeah. http://fail-flix.libsyn.com/halloween

November 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

Diabolical: Teleport me a beer.

This one has been floating around my Netflix feed like that one turd that just won’t flush. Check out how awesome(read “migraine-inducing”) I thought this liqui-turd was! http://fail-flix.libsyn.com/the-diabolical

October 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

RETURN OF THE SHITTY MOVIES!!

Back from vacation! To say it’s been an interesting year is being kind. In the year that I’ve been off, I’ve published a few books(check out my author page on … Continue reading

October 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

Nightmare in Wax: Dreams of Silliness and Tomfoolery…

Back into the Gorehouse Greats!   In case you don’t remember, or are just recently joining in on the horrors that I display here, Gorehouse Greats is a DVD collection … Continue reading

October 22, 2017 · Leave a comment

The Witches Hammer: This spell might make you lick a window…

   WHAT. A. YEAR. First, I get knocked on the damned head so hard that I end up under the care of a neurologist. Don’t worry, I’m fine now, but … Continue reading

September 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

Lair of the White Worm: They warned you about her in college…

This is what I get for going on sabbatical. Back in April, shortly after I posted the review for The Alligator People, I suffered a work injury that put me … Continue reading

June 22, 2017 · 2 Comments

The Alligator People: Dude, moisturize…

People: I’M BACK!!! The past few months have been a roller coaster for me. Tried to expand out Fail-Flix to video reviews, and that pretty much crashed and burned due … Continue reading

April 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

Athena: The bedbugs found the steroids again, Mom.

Ah, indie films! It’s no secret that I have a great amount of love and respect for indies. The fact that you’re ballsy enough to actually A) beg for funding … Continue reading

January 28, 2017 · Leave a comment

Jack Frost 2: The Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman—Don’t eat yellow snow

  Another Yuletide film to fill us all with holiday cheer! Well, at least I tried to find a silver lining. I did some digging early on while trying to … Continue reading

December 30, 2016 · Leave a comment

Krampus: The Reckoning—I reckon they was naughty.

  Time for more Holiday Cheer!! I’ve had a LOT of people tell me they want my feedback on the Krampus flick that came out last year. Well, I’ve been … Continue reading

December 24, 2016 · 1 Comment

Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever: S**tty Kitty…

‘Tis the season, people! Ah, yes… once again we arrive at the most wonderful time of year. It’s a time of giving, a time of togetherness, and a time when … Continue reading

December 19, 2016 · 1 Comment

Dark Dungeons-RPGs, God, and co-eds.

Time for another indie! I was at Congregate this past July and spent the entire time speaking on panels when I wasn’t at the table selling books. One of the … Continue reading

December 2, 2016 · Leave a comment

Demon Wind: Something smells like s**t.

Christ, this movie. I’ve been swamped lately with other writing projects, which has slowed down my intake of bad movies a fair amount. Frankly, I can’t decide if that’s a … Continue reading

November 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Brotherhood of Satan: Old People are evil, toys are deadly, film at 11

  Back in action after a hiatus, and this is what I get? Figures. I figured a good return after a vacation should be heralded by something unique. Something a … Continue reading

October 13, 2016 · Leave a comment
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